Monday, November 15, 2010

Religions of the World

Back in college, this was one of my favorite T-shirts.  I'm happy to have found it again.  Despite being an atheist, my favorite entry is the last.

[via this isn't happiness]


  1. Hey Mr. Johann, this "Shit" is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. I literally laughed out loud! And I don't mean that Bullshit "lol" shit U see everywhere where people claimed that they laughed out loud when they never really did! They're just tryna make a point that some thing's funnier that average.
    My Bro... I fuckin' had tears coming out of my eyes!!! Literally! Especially the J. Dub's, Rasta's, TV jerks, & the Godless, long haired hippy, maggot infested, dope smoking, VD infected Athiest!!!
    Thanx 4 the jokes BōwWāy(Boy)!!!

  2. But... Atheism is not a religion. It should not be on the list.

    Yeah, I know - I'm not the first to point this out but I feel obligated to speak up.


  3. @Chris: You are right of course, but never ruin a good joke with facts.

    @Sarah and anon#1: Glad you liked it.

  4. Dude, you forgot Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?

    And, as an atheist, I would say, by definition Atheism is indeed a religion... from "Religion (noun): a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe."

    Simply because we atheists don't attribute a deity to the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe doesn't mean we don't have beliefs about those things.

    So, Jon, the facts support your joke! :)